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And now I am going to talk about how drunk I got and sound like a massive hypocrite.
So basically I
live with a guy who works at a shop that sells alcohol and he very generously
brought a lot of alcohol and made the whole house a punch. We are not talking about a small punch in a
bowl but a punch that filled a 30 litre plastic box. The best thing about this punch was it tasted
fruity and didn’t taste strong, oh but it was.
I really
didn’t realize how drunk I was until much later on. We were all sat around the ping pong table
trying to play ring of fire which is usually a great drinking game but everyone
was so drunk that we all kept forgetting the rules.
After
finishing off the 30 litre punch we headed off to the city. We got into a club quickly and had a few
drinks there. It was pretty good at
first but after my second drink I started feeling unwell, not sick but like
something wasn’t right. I went to the
bathroom and saw that my face was bright red, I don’t know what caused it but I
was having a reaction to something. I could
just feel my face burning up.
We moved onto
the next bar called Star Bar but I wasn’t allowed in. I got collared by one of the bouncers whilst
queuing up to get in, he had one look at me and said no. I felt terrible because everyone else could
get in ok and I felt like I was letting the group down. I tried talking my way in to some manager
woman who was outside but she was being a bitch to me. She was just saying I was drunk and not
articulating properly. I was speaking
fine, although at some points I thought I was speaking to 3 of her.
After being
rejected we headed off to another club, can you guess which club?
Yes, the
Kings X hotel. For a big city with lots
of clubs I always seem to end up at this place for some reason. I got in okay and thought that I could
finally relax and have a good time but no.
What happened was I lost my phone on one of the dance floors. I think I was attempting to poll dance and it
came out of my pocket. I knew I dropped
it and that it hadn’t been stolen because I found the keypad on the floor. My phone must have broke apart on hitting the
floor and separated into pieces but I couldn’t see any of the pieces.
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I tried ringing it off a housemate’s phone
but nothing lit up on the floor. I asked
the bar staff if it had been handed in but they were not helpful at all, they
just asked if I wanted a drink. Of
course I don’t want a drink; I am trying to find my sodding phone. I asked a bouncer and he said I should go
downstairs and ask the bouncers by the door so I did that and they said I
should wait there until the manager comes.
So I did this for a bit until some biggish woman came storming up to me
and said I needed to go outside. At
first I thought “oh good, my phone must be outside” but after the bouncer at
the door gave me a push whilst I walked past him I noticed that no-one was
outside waiting for me with my phone. I
had just been kicked out of the Kings X hotel.
The bouncer who pushed me was just stood there with his arms folded, the
expression on his face read “fuck off”.
I was so
angry about being kicked out.
When I
lost my phone I sobered up a lot (mentally at least). The woman who came charging up to me, I
didn’t know who she was, I hadn’t even spoken to her and she didn’t even bother
speaking to me. How did she know I was
drunk, for the last 10 minutes I had just been doing exactly what I was
told. It seemed to me that I had a
problem (missing phone) and they couldn’t be arsed dealing with it so they
chucked me out to remove the problem.
I was
seriously unhappy whilst walking back to the house. I had felt humiliated about being rejected
and letting down the guys in the house and from being kicked out for no
apparent reason and I was furious about the way the staff treated me. I had it in my head that I was going to get
my own back by write a scathing story about this night (which I am) and these
places and cause them to lose so much business that they have to close. But in reality I don’t yet have quite enough
readers to cause the closure of a club.
Maybe I will have this power in a few months.
I could
probably just write this night off as a story but I really need my phone. I need that phone back so badly. Without it I lose all my pictures, my new
contacts and I am unable to get a job.
This really sucks to be honest and hopefully I will get it back
tomorrow.
P.S
Happy St Patrick's Day
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